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.....out on the pull: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/12/orangest-orange.html

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Yeah, but Jennifer Aniston's pants will be little cotton pink ones with bows on. The chances of her having anything remotely approaching the level of stockings are about zero. Courtney will have sexy...

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I've never understood this cliche about smelling birds' knickers. It's a lie. Why would you want to rifle through a laudry basket for day-old underwear? It's like eeeeuwwww..... Give me a nice clean...

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Aniston dont wear knickers and Cox would be a "knickers to the side" bird, bent over the sink. no question.

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Friends Dawson's Creek The OC All for gayers lying on the sofa on a sunday whilst letting their rectal prolaspes recover.

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Ahhh see your wrong Gus......you think that but you can't control that. Pheromones are what makes human nature tick. Green St has many a time admitted to sniffing bicycle seats, he can't help it....

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I get the feeling David Platt wore a pair of Sarah's knickers as a mitten while he wanked.

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Did I ever tell you about the dream I had that Gail has a bald beaver...very plump.

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It's very rare that I laugh as I'm a miserable fuck, but I just did then. On the subject of David Platt, not so much the mitten-wank, but that dark-haired beauty he was knocking about with....yes...

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Joey Deacon wrote: I get the feeling David Platt wore a pair of Sarah's knickers as a mitten while he wanked. And his England shirt ??

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Slammer I was wondering that. Was he wearing them when he scored against Belgium?

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You'd have coated Avram Grant if he had made that post gus.

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No.

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Oops, sarcasm really doesn't translate on the interweb. You saw what I tried to do there though, Dan.

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I got it, don't you worry. I don't care what everyone else says gus, you've still got it.

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You can't see, but I'm secretly beaming.

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Miami wrote: and Cox would be a "knickers to the side" bird, bent over the sink. no question. That's twice you've made me smile, Mi Mi. Since you've been here that is.

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Big tens all round Lash. The Full graft was bang on worth it.

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Flasho, what was the other time? Mi mi, just asking, that's not a dig......just want to see what James' humour is so I don't put my foot in it with minority jokes. (sorry Ralph)

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No offence taken Gus, would be interested to know myself. Tailor the lyrics to the poster, might work!?

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